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Season C's apply book today at HMHAIR.UK It's Monday. It's August 2nd. And the

word of the day is SPANGU, which means to throw violently into the air, especially to

throw a frog from the end of a stick. Apparently some serial killers were

hanging out as kids and throwing frogs violently from the middle of sticks so

they decided to coin SPANGU to make the conversation easier. Just sing in front

of the talent agent and this would never have been an issue Michigan. Pretty sweet

hack a frog or a low. I'm no illusions. I'm Eli Bosnick. I'm Heathen Wright and

Broadcasting Delayed from America's Far Center. We are the Skeptocrats. This week's

episode, not enough people get my Michigan J Frog joke and that makes me sad. We'll

record early in case my state drowns in its own stupidity before our normal day.

And we learn about the dumbest part of the dumbest wall in American history. But first the

rest of the intro music. Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow

Skeptocrats, no illusions in Eli Bosnick. Gentlemen, you want to talk about any

arguments? Maybe you've been running in your head for a while about neighbors

setting off fireworks at a very reasonable hour on the 4th of July. How dare you!

Well, to be fair, there might have been consequences that there weren't. We live in a society.

Okay, so you don't want to talk about it. To be clear, I still don't set up

fucking fireworks in neighborhoods. That's an asshole thing to do. In our lead story tonight,

despite the best efforts of the GOP Congress is looking into that whole attempted

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