155: Chris Distefano

It's Judy's Show with Judy Gold

Judy Gold

Comedy

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2018

⏱️ 46 minutes

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From a prim and proper mother and a gangster pop, Chris Destefano was born into this world to give us a good laugh. Basketball, sports and black girls isn’t the only thing Chris is into! Join Judy and Hennessy in the studio with Mtv’s Guy Code fave: Chris Destefano.@ChrisComedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Well, I don't see the point in waiting longer, so let's see the point in waiting longer,
0:08.0	so let's bring her out.
0:10.0	The star attraction, the one you came to see.
0:13.4	Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Ms. Judy Gold. Hello? hear me? Hello! Shalom and Shalom and Shalom and Shalom and
0:36.0	Shalom and... Thank you. Um, hey everybody! Hey, welcome to kill me now. My name's Judy Gold. I'm the host of this podcast. We have another person who's on every week. I'm for got his name. Anyway, Hennessy, did I spit?
0:56.0	I'm sorry.
0:57.0	Hennessy, but it's all.
0:58.0	Hennessy is here.
1:01.0	Hi Hennessy.
1:02.0	Hey, how's your day going? Good. Is my voice hot? No. Okay, this whole thing now. This is how you're talking now. No, I'm not. Yeah. Don't you think he's talking like at this now? No, I'm not. A little bit. It's a little I tell you like
1:16.6	It's like Batman
1:19.7	Oh, hey dude hey hey yo I got called, I just want you to know, you know, Hennessy's not being called Miss or anything anymore like no one would,
1:32.0	today, I'm walking down the subway.
1:33.8	Is confusing Oliver?
1:34.8	No, no, today I'm what I get called sir 24 hours a day.
1:38.2	I'm walking down the subway steps.
1:41.4	I have gym clothes on.
1:42.4	I have no hairy like I look like a one. I have gym clothes on. I have no hair
1:43.3	like I look like a one. I have my hair out.
1:45.8	You're clearly a woman.
1:47.8	And there's a school that you know like a classroom
1:51.7	who went on a fucking field trip coming up the stairs and I hear one of the teachers say
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