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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

154: Winning the Lottery

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.935K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0

It's like braces. People that like had to get braces didn't want braces, but like people that see other people have braces. I want braces, but you don't need braces. I wish I had braces. Do you need braces? I mean, my bottom teeth could be straighter. Get braces. Yeah, but like. April, my, Matt knitting with his braces. Hey. It depends how long I would have him on.

0:21.3

I think it would be funny to have him on for like three or four months with braces.

0:25.4

That could be a look for you.

0:26.8

I think so.

0:27.2

It would work, yeah.

0:28.5

It wouldn't be weird.

0:29.5

And we wouldn't judge you either.

0:30.8

Because like, Invisaline still is like a bitch.

0:32.9

Like I tried Viseline for a while years ago.

0:35.5

It's tough to keep up with that. It hurts.

0:37.9

Brought, it makes me fucking, like, breathe. Like, I can't sleep with them on because the dentist,

0:42.4

my dentist told me I have to, in order to fix my jaw, I have to wear Invisaline.

0:47.7

You know, is that Invisaline? Are you just wearing a mouth guard? Oh, it's all a mouth guard. I thought that was. Invisaline is not a mouth guard. Invisaline's the

0:55.6

like crazy put in. You have to keep it in 24 hours unless you eat and then you put it right back in.

1:00.4

Oh, okay. No, it's the mouth guard that I had to wear. Sorry, I thought it was the same thing.

1:04.2

I didn't want to dream with Kanye West last night. We were arguing about embezzaline. No joke. I picked up my embezilline and Kanye West was like, that's mine.

1:13.7

And then I looked down and I put Kanye's to like the sky and I was like, oh, God.

1:18.4

Isn't it crazy that you're not in that moment, you're not going, that's Kanye.

1:22.7

You're just a normal person.

1:25.1

It's insane.

1:26.2

Like, remember the one I was telling about how my dream was Billy Elish?

1:29.8

She was like drunk driving or something.

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