This is so fun.

So, for anyone who is not watching this, I need to let you know right now that something

big has happened.

I'm in Pete's chair.

That's going to be explained a little bit later, but I'm now never going to want to move

because the lighting on this side of the face, now I know why he's picked it.

But welcome to staying relevant, the podcast hosted by two best friends, Sam Thompson, myself

and Peter James Wicks.

This episode does contain swearing, adult themes and the occasional consumption of alcohol,

but because Pete now doesn't drink on the pods, we don't have any booze here.

Now, you are listening to a podcast that has written a book and there is, as of now, a Sunday

time's best seller.

Come on, we've done it, baby.

Yes.

Yes.

It was so much down to Pete and he's not here. so I'm going to take all the accolades. I fucking love it. Before we get started, make sure to hit follow wherever you're listening. I mean, you're the first nerve each new episode. You know the fucking drill by now. So Pete is off on his holidays this week. Where's he gone? That's the question. I do need to ask that to everybody in this room. Where is he gone?

Uh. this week. Where's he gone? That's the question. I do need to ask that to everybody in this room.

Where is he gone? You've just given away who you are. No one knows my voice. So, so I'm about to I actually generally want to know where he's gone. Okay. So that's Jamie, by the way.

Don't say it is. Don't say it is. I'll change my voice. Where's he gone? Pete is on holiday.

Where?

And it's come at a very strange time.

Okay.

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