I am hopping mad and I want something in the middle. Aha! Ypsolutely, yop, yop, absolutely. Bonkey tennis? Bring, bring. There's a new chat in town. I had the last laugh. Don't! Monkey tennis? Little pierce my foot on a thigh. With a chuckle, with a chuckle. Oh. Monkey tennis? Radical, awesome. Mega.

Monkey tennis? Okay. Where's my assistant? I do not know.

Monkey tennis? Edmunds is a total wazock of a guy. Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.

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Yeah. Monkey tennis? Back of the net. Yeah. Monkey Tennis, back of the net.

The people who enjoy Alan Partridge will enjoy this podcast.

The people who've never got it still won't get it.

Hello, friends, and welcome once again to Monkey Tennis, the Alan Partridge fan podcast.

It's been a long time since our last episode.

In the time that's past, governments have risen and fallen, wars have broken out and been resolved. But there's one thing that you can

always rely on. And that's that I'm Adam Brooks and I'm joined by Tom Dark. They do it on purpose,

Len. Nick Alder. All right, where's my muff? My soft pink muff. And Tom Stab.

Don't mention it, Fran Lambert seemed to say, with the good side of her face.

You can come and stay any time you like.

So yes, welcome back and thank you for rejoining us.

We are going to, as we always do, start with some of your feedback.

So we'll be delving into the post bag.

There's a lot to get through since we've been off air, as it were.

And then we'll be moving on to covering the main topic of this series,

which is Big Beacon, the third Alan book in real life,

I think the fifth in the APU.

So also we should just say hi to any new listeners.

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