153: The Shit Market

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to discuss buying a woman's poop. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on audio. Links below. GET 20% OFF PREMIUM MEN'S UNDERWEAR AND CLOTHING: visit https://www.MACKWELDON.com and use promo code: OFFICIAL at checkout PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Timestamps: 00:04:20 - Star Wars v. Star Trek 00:07:41 - Our Passions 00:18:21 - Dressing up on Halloween 00:20:50 - Mack Weldon *Ad* 00:24:26 - Used Underwear Tales and Poop Fetishes 00:47:53 - Poop Sniffing Prices 00:56:32 - Lets Talk About Gaming 00:59:55 - Lets Talk About Movies Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:36.1	Well Charlie, welcome to another episode of the official podcast. This is episode 153. We're coming
0:45.6	up on our three year anniversary I believe and to celebrate Jackson's brought us one hell of a
0:51.3	conversational topic. How do you guys feel about Star Wars? Love it. Like deep down. Can't get
1:01.5	enough. There's a there's a primal margin to see more. Are you guys excited about the Mandalorian?
1:08.4	Because I cried. I cried and I clapped and I gave them my money. I loved the delorean. Thank you
1:14.6	for your time. I love the Mandalan. It's a great instrument. I've started thinking about collecting
1:22.0	Lego again. There's something Star Wars is like a gateway drug for you for like childish
1:28.8	in sessions. I know I've been thinking what about Lego, Star Wars and dinosaurs recently. I need
1:34.8	to snap out of it yesterday on the bonus episode. We spent like an hour mocking you and that's
1:40.0	somehow triggered you into collecting Legos. Bullying is supposed to have the opposite effect.
1:45.2	It's supposed to be a deterrent. I gain power probably. If I live in a world, if I live in a world
1:50.8	where they'll bully me, I'll build my own world. Yeah, I'm safe there in Lego land.
1:59.2	Lego. I can't wait till we all visit Jackson's house and we have to like crowbar the door down
2:04.4	and it's just pitch dark and he's just sitting around a giant Lego fortress. You're over
2:09.4	exaggerating. I have one Lego piece on my mantle. It started already. Get him. You're a mantle.
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