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Timesuck with Dan Cummins

153 - The Ninth Circle Cult & Jeffrey Epstein: An Exploration Into Pedophile Rings

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

True Crime, Society & Culture, Religion, Conspiracies, History, Biographies, Education, Adult Humor, Comedy, Dark Humor, Conspiracy, Cults

4.721.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2019

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

The Ninth Circle Cult! Is there actually a group of "global elites" hunting children in private European forests, raping and sacrificing children to Satan? Is the Pope the leader? That's what some people on the web think. In addition to exploring Ninth Circle lore we'll also look into the Catholic Church's history of pedophilia and also into the recent Jeffrey Epstein case. Do child sex rings exist? We go all over the place to explore the history of the public's fascination with sex rings and look into which ones are real and which ones are not, today, on Timesuck! The National Human Trafficking Hotline: 1-888-373-7888 Donating $2800 this month to the Impulse Youth Arts Organization! http://www.impulseyoutharts.org/ Happy Murder Tour Standup dates: (full calendar at http://dancummins.tv) ** September 13th Chicago Thalia Hall CLICK HERE for tix ** August 29 Los Angeles The Comedy Store Hollywood, CA CLICK HERE for tix! August 30 - September 1st San Diego The Comedy Store La Jolla, CA CLICK HERE for tix! Listen to the best of my standup on Spotify! (for free!) https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41d Timesuck is brought to you by the following sponsors: Scared to Death! The trailer for Scared to Death comes out Midnight PST August 20th. First two episodes come out on September 17th at Midnight. Subscribe!!!! (including on Youtube) Hims! Try hims for a month today for just $5 Go to ForHims.com/timesuckED MVMT! Get 15% off today with free shipping & returns. Go to MVMT.com/TIMESUCK Quip! Get your first refill pack free at getquip.com/timesuck Watch the Suck on Youtube: https://youtu.be/lmZCd6Hcmv8 Merch - https://badmagicmerch.com/ Want to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions: https://badmagicmerch.com/pages/contact Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna become a Space Lizard? We're over 5000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.

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0:00.0

The ninth circle cult, is it real? Is there actually a group out there created by the Jesuits,

0:05.3

whose members include various European royals, some of the most prominent political and

0:09.8

financial figures in the world, including the Pope himself? Does this group participate in

0:14.8

satanic worship by performing heinous, illegal acts upon children, including rape, torture, and murder?

0:20.9

Do they actually hunt kids like animals on hidden game preserves? Do they drink the blood of infants?

0:28.4

Also, in addition to the ninth circle cult, what other dark pedophile rings may exist in the

0:32.6

world today? And what groups may have existed previously throughout history? We look into some of

0:38.1

the worst of the worst today. We examine internet rumors, and some of the most powerful members of

0:42.8

society may also be row wearing child predators in today's satanic secret society edition of Time Suck.

0:58.5

Happy Monday, meet sacks. I'm Dan Cummins, a luminaughty pool boy, puppet of the builder burgers,

1:12.4

Freemason Fluffer, the pubs meet puppet, and you are listening to Time Suck. Hail Nimrod,

1:17.8

be gone, loose of Fina, praise both jangles, and thanks again, Michael mother,

1:21.0

fucking McDonald, for being nice enough to record that little intro snippet. Got a fun show for you

1:26.7

today and a bunch of thought provoking messages regarding vaccines in today's Time Sucker updates.

1:31.7

If you stick around for that, hoping I had a blast at the big time suck the gathering event

1:35.9

this past Saturday already had fun with our event intern Derek and his lovely wife Paige helping prep

1:42.4

and the suck dungeon today, recording today before the whole thing gets going on this Friday

1:49.6

before the event. So I'll let you know next week how well it went excited to meet up with a

1:53.7

bunch of awesome space lizards in the CDA suck dungeon today with Reverend Dr Joe horsecock Johnson

2:00.3

paisley. Yes, running the sound board, the micro peen jokes, they just, you know, they got a little

2:05.2

out of control in the Facebook group. So Joe decided to have a penis transplant this path a few days

2:10.4

ago and now he has three legs. So no more micro peanut guest. You know, now he's apparently a hung like

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