On the Emperor podcast this week we have a real pair of acting heavyweights as Mr. Sean

Penn drops by to finally prove that he really is my dear, the Jeff Sword.

While Sir Ben Kingsley comes along and brings a couple of his friends with him, all that

and more on the movie podcast that simply cannot unsee the Randy Quaid sex type.

Hello, pod, I'm Chris Hewitt and welcome to the Ampour podcast this week.

I'm joined by two colleagues of such lethal cunning.

Now every week for the past three years, I've introduced these guys by highlighting one

facet of their multifaceted personalities and riffing endlessly on it.

But a regular podcast listener pointed out that there must be more to Ali Plum than knowing

up screw film factor, must be more to fill the semline then being an art house guru.

And there must be more to Helen O'Hara than an unhealthy obsession with supernatural

Winchester brothers.

So Ali and Helen are here today.

So tell me about yourselves.

Give me something that I can spin out for the next 100 episodes.

I got nothing.

I feel like my entire personality apart from loving the Winchester's, well, Dean has been

erased by this process, you know, over over 150 some episodes.

Everything else has just vanished like dust on the wind.

See, see, it's difficult.

Helen has shoes that are so sparkly, they look like petrol sheen.

I do have a lot of sparkly shoes.

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