153. Sever Me, Baby

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload! 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline TODAY we're talking a little bit about Severance, what to do about people saying that F Word, an attempt to answer a strange sidewalk gentleman, and why is it called pantsing? 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline More Matt D'Elia: Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More Chris D'Elia: Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:02.6	Runk.
1:22.4	Hello. Hello. Hello would get severed. Look, I mean, if it was like, I wouldn't experiment on myself.
1:28.2	Right.
1:28.3	But if it was, no, it was done.
1:29.5	If it was like it is in the show and you could get severed.
1:34.6	I mean, I can't even tell you how quickly I would get severed.
1:41.0	What?
1:41.6	I would be first in line and I would, I would and kick everyone else if they were ahead of me in line.
1:49.4	No, I wouldn't wait my turn.
1:50.4	I think that the thing about severance is it's a great show.
1:54.8	But the one thing about it is I don't think anyone would do it.
1:59.6	But you literally just got found out, dude.
2:02.6	I know, you would, you're saying.
2:03.6	I would never, ever, ever do it.
2:06.9	What's the reason to do it?
2:09.7	Dude, you're crazy because the reason things like severance and eternal sunshine
2:16.3	in the spotless mind, on top of being good.
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