Welcome to Seltzer Squad, the podcast about staying sober in the city with your host, Kate Sander and Jess Valentine.

Thank you. Hey Kate. So someone in our Facebook group made a joke saying that you never finish books. So I'm just curious, have you finished any books lately?

So I believe the last audible ad was talking about blackout. And no, I haven't finished that one. I often don't finish

books, but I don't feel bad because I'm just listening. I'm currently listening to a book on

emotional childhood neglect called Running on Empty. And if you guys sign up to audible trial.com

slash seltzer squad, you can get your first month for free and listen to books haphazardly like we do.

The best part about listening to a book and Audible is like it's kind of like a podcast.

You can drop it at any time and pick it up anytime. So definitely use our promo code and get your first month free.

Jess, what do people do if they want more Seltre squad?

Oh, wow. It's pretty easy. All they have to do is become a Patreon.

Patreon? A patron? A patron? A patron? A patron? A patron?

If you want to be at Princess Fomo, you'll get early access to our episodes every Wednesday

instead of Friday. If you want to subscribe to our middle tier

former hot mess, you will receive the bonus monthly audio episode and early access to episodes.

And if you indeed are the slickest bit around, you will get early access, monthly bonus episodes

and you will be able to see all of our episodes now in video format. This is truly

a labor of love and we want to keep it going. So help support us at patreon.com slash seltzer squad.

Hey Jess. Hey Kate. I want to talk about patience because I don't have any. Oh, that's a good one.

And maybe you have more than me, but I feel like...

Do I?

I think you do.

I don't think I do.

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