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God Awful Movies

153: Masterless

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2018

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "Masterless", the story of a bored white guy who's pretty sure his sword moves are too sweet for a movie about any subject less than Jesus himself.

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0:00.0

Three weeks to go and I need toys. I need decorations. I need stockings. I need sprouts. I need something for him. I need something for him to give to his mother.

0:10.4

I've got a dragon eight foot tree into my lounge then build a trampoline and gift

0:14.8

rapid. Elf duties are a full-time job and this elf deserves a Christmasy coffee.

0:21.0

Our gingerbread latte is now at Costa. That's Christmas. Christmas And this actor can't do anything hard without kieoping so you know the first thing is a cube

0:38.9

cube

0:39.9

can you just make guy noises man?

0:45.0

Yeah, that's what I do.

0:47.0

You're doing a dragon punch to walk over that little

0:50.0

that little jar of pencils?

0:52.0

It's a jar of pencils on your desk. I feel like you're over doing it.

0:54.5

Sorry relax.

0:57.5

Did you hurt yourself?

1:00.5

I think I'm full poop myself for the rest.

1:03.2

God awful movie.

1:09.2

Movie. movie. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema

1:24.2

because otherwise I'd have to get new business cards. I'm your host Noah Illusions and sitting

1:28.0

700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend Heath Enright. Heath, welcome back.

1:31.8

Thanks Noah. So, uh... good friend Heath then right heath welcome back thanks Noah so you know when it's not

1:35.9

racist if you find their prostitutes attractive that means you like that race I just want to announce that just as a general

1:44.6

principle before we start. Yeah, no, it's good that you start with how

1:48.0

racist you're not. That's always a good... And that's established. You're not.

1:51.8

I just want to say I feel much better this week. I've reoriented my desk so you are technically to my left and now Cincinnati is on my left. I feel better now. I feel better. Anyway, it's a fang sway going. Well, sort of, yeah.

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