#153: Love (@DuncanTrussell)

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🗓️ 11 February 2014

⏱️ 182 minutes

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Summary

Duncan Trussell had me over to his new apartment to do a podcast. We ate a cookie, had some wine, and talked about love. Total coincidence that this is coming out for Valentine's Day, by the way. It was a really good discussion about how we get into relationships that may or may not be good for us. Then we played Occulus Rift and I almost barfed.

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0:00.0	Hey, Psycho. Hey, you're just a member of a big fucking cult, where you think rectangular green bits of paper mean something.
0:07.0	You fucking lunatic. I'm connected to nature. I like to wander in the wilderness. I'm a free bee.
0:21.0	True love will find you in the end.
0:30.0	You'll find out just to with your friend.
0:38.0	Don't be sad, I know you will.
0:46.0	But don't give up and tell.
0:50.0	True love will find you in the end.
0:58.0	This is a promise with a catch.
1:07.0	Only if you're looking can it find you.
1:15.0	It's true love is searching too.
1:23.0	But how can it recognize you unless you step out into the light, the light.
1:32.0	Don't be sad, I know you will.
1:40.0	But don't give up and tell.
1:44.0	True love will find you in the end.
1:53.0	True love will find you in the end.
1:59.0	Is there anything worse than slush?
2:04.0	Even the sound of the word sounds disgusting.
2:10.0	It's not even male enough to be ice or snow.
2:16.0	It just sounds disgusting.
2:21.0	Slush, slush, slush sounds like the things.
2:26.0	Remember when Han Solo and Luke Skywalker were at the bottom of that trash pit?
2:30.0	It was about to cave in on them and there was some monster at the bottom of it, grabbing them under.
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