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The Joe Rogan Experience

#1526 - Ali Macofsky

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2020

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Ali Macofsky is an actress, writer, and standup comedian. Checkout her podcast "Resting Bitch" available on Spotify. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello, Ali.

0:03.0

Oh, you look at it.

0:04.0

You fired up the vape?

0:05.0

Yeah, I brought two jewels.

0:07.0

Cigarettes, two jewels, and camels.

0:10.0

Coffee and a smoothie.

0:11.0

I wasn't sure what to expect.

0:13.0

What was your worst case scenario?

0:15.0

Oh my God, worst case scenario, I poop my pants right off the bat.

0:18.0

Oh, have you done that before? Like when you get nervous?

0:20.0

Not when I get nervous, but I used to, well only once in college. You pooped your pants?

0:25.4

Yeah, I was drinking. Yeah, I was hung over, I ate Chipotle. I ate Chipotle pretty much every day in college.

0:30.8

That's not good for your brain. It was learn. Yeah. Actually Chipotle, like those

0:35.9

bowls, they are pretty good. They're so good. Like if you get one of those steak bowls with rice, like that's about as clean as you can eat yeah and in college it was nice

0:44.8

because you could eat like half of a bowl and be like super full and then eat the

0:49.0

other half later and you can do the tricks of getting half steak half chicken or something that way they give you more

0:55.5

Oh is that a trick I don't think it is a trick I think they have like a scooper they have a scooper

0:59.6

But if you say you want half this and half that they're not going to put half in the scooper.

1:04.7

They're putting a full scooper in there.

1:06.4

And then you're getting a full pooper on the couch in college.

1:09.1

Yeah.

1:10.1

Sorry to hear about the poop in the pants.

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