152-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2016

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

You no speaky like you do before. Where you from? Ingrrand? It happens and it's real. Migraines can lead to Foreign Accent Syndrome. It'd be soooo much better if super square white guys woke up speaking like Antonio Cromartie. The mommies go back for more sushi and get the inside scoop on the family that shames them. The jeans talk about their weekends in Long Island and Austin, plus audio of a racist porn star, Dental Updates and more!

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0:00.0	Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia...
0:08.2	Mia!
0:11.5	Back to Detroit airport that's where her mother and Christina was waiting for me.
0:16.1	She was, had a cold all of it.
0:17.9	The first two years of her life, she had more cold than...
0:22.4	What am I doing?
0:25.8	Shit.
0:27.0	So fucking annoying.
0:32.0	What is?
0:33.0	When I try to tell Blue Band what to do and then he, he, uh, he, uh,
0:38.0	I can't teach him how to do this stuff.
0:39.0	I want to do it.
0:40.0	I feel like you need help with this stuff.
0:43.0	How you do it?
0:44.0	You can't do it all the time.
0:45.0	Yeah, that's true.
0:46.0	It's too much for you.
0:47.0	Well, you have to show me how to, um, put the clips in,
0:52.0	but you don't have to do it.
0:58.0	I agree.
1:00.0	I, I agree.
1:02.0	Which computer are you using the one you travel with to do that?
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