152: The Valley - Congrats On Your Hair Loss (S5 E6)
Reality TV Cringe
Beatrice & Deelia
4.5 • 609 Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2024
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to reality TV cringe. |
| 0:14.0 | I am one of your hosts, Dealia, here with my real tight home girl, Beatrice, also my daughter-in-law, and also my fur baby daughter, sunshine. |
| 0:23.6 | Oh, my gosh, she's having a great time. We're having a girl party. We are gathered here today to talk the valley. |
| 0:33.6 | Yes. On Bravo, which we just did our episode on Vanderpump Rules. |
| 0:38.8 | And at the end of that episode, we both agreed the valley is where it's at. |
| 0:43.3 | It's lit. |
| 0:43.9 | It is way fucking better than Vanderpump Rules. |
| 0:48.4 | And I'm living for it. |
| 0:49.7 | Me too. |
| 0:50.1 | I wonder what's wrong with me because it's really fucking toxic. |
| 1:47.0 | And Jesse is a cromagnin Neanderthal troglodyte. Oh my God. Which I think are three types of cavemen. But he's all cavemen. He's all of it. All in one man. Yeah. But like it's so toxic. But that's the reality TV that I want. Me too. I want Bad Girls Club, bitch. Yeah. Oh my God. I want Tyra. I want her screaming at these poor young women's shaking in their shoes. Get skinny. Be pretty. Let me file your teeth down. That's the reality TV that I want, honey. Me too. And the Valley is giving me a little bit of that. Oh, 100%. I'm enjoying it. It's lit. I texted you when I watched this yesterday. I was like, bitch. Things are popping off. This is lit. And you're like, I haven't watched it yet. Oh my God. I'm like, you're going to watch it and you're going to love it. Yeah. I was, I was really flabbergasted by some of the things that happened and very entertained. Before we get into our full-blown recap, we have to remind you, |
| 1:49.1 | please hide your wife and had your kids. |
| 1:52.7 | We are a politically incorrect podcast. |
| 1:55.0 | We say bad words, a lot of them. |
| 1:57.9 | We have dumb opinions and we freely share them. |
| 2:00.9 | So if you're some serious, you might want to find yourself |
| 2:02.8 | another dumpster, baby. |
| 2:04.8 | But if you're ready to get down |
| 2:06.1 | and party and talk the valley, |
| 2:08.5 | welcome to this dumpster. |
| 2:10.7 | Yeah, and if you are ready to get down |
| 2:12.7 | and partay, |
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