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The Tiny Meat Gang Podcast

152: No Kids Allowed

The Tiny Meat Gang Podcast

TMG Studios

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.931K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and

0:05.9

tools together in one place. It's your digital HQ where you can increase productivity,

0:11.1

enable flexibility and automate workflows. Plus, Slack is full of game-changing features

0:16.7

like huddles for quick check-ins or Slack Connect, which helps you connect with partners

0:20.9

inside and outside of your company. Slack, where the future works. Get started at

0:26.9

Slack.com slash DHQ. What's up guys? Welcome to the TMG podcast. This is actually today's

0:34.5

episode. Today's free episode. But if you want the bonus episode that went up today

0:39.1

as well, you can find that on our Patreon. That's patreon.com slash tiny meeking and the

0:44.5

free episode will be ad-free as well on there. And if not, thanks and enjoy this one piece.

0:51.5

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, okay, I got one.

0:57.5

Ready? What? Instead of Nest Quick, it's shit quick and it's basically, it's a laxative.

1:06.2

And it's like one of those oval teen commercials, but it's all adults talking about their

1:10.7

constipation. Oh, nice. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, yeah, that's cool. I guess it also kind

1:16.5

of works because it's Nest Quick is brown and like, you know, those product shots they do,

1:22.0

right, you know, close up of the chocolate milk and stuff like that. It kind of looks

1:24.7

like poop anyways. Yeah. And then like the do-do dirt, you know, it's like, honey, more,

1:30.1

more shit quick, please. And then his wife stirs it up and he gives it to him.

1:36.5

Big old smile. Clear's me right out. Honey, more shit quick, please. I'm, honey, I'm

1:51.1

backed up. Oh, let me mix up your shit quick. Having a tough day at the, having a tough

1:59.2

day at corporate, not anymore, not with shit quick. And then he's pulling out his shit

2:04.5

quick thermos at his desk. I love drinking shit quick during a big meeting because I know

2:09.9

by the end of it, I'm going to clean lunch right out. Honey, more shit quick, please. Yeah.

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