Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden.

My name is Dan Schreiber and I'm sitting here with James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray,

and Anichezinski and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite

facts from the last seven days and in no particular order, here we go.

Starting with you, Anichezinski.

My fact this week is that a frog's tongue is ten times softer than a human's tongue.

I've thought we had soft tongues already.

And yet you've been very lucky in your love life.

Does this mean that French kissing a frog will be unbelievably good?

Or unbelievably bad?

Yeah, because you don't want too much give there do you?

I don't know.

It really depends on your personal taste, but it doesn't use it for kissing.

When the princess kisses the frog in the story, does she French kiss it?

And if so, does she notice that its tongue is unbelievably soft?

That was probably in the original draft after that she kissed.

She went, what the fuck is that?

Actually, I do remember that in one of the really early versions of that, like in the old

French versions of that thing, I think she has sex with the frog to turn him into a prince.

No, but unfortunately she finds the frog's penis.

Is ten times softer than a human's penis?

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