two lucky you you happen to be watching the best show that has ever existed

anywhere they should podcast thank you for watching thank you for being here

thank you to my beautiful co-host you look lined the the swag master got a new

haircut looking fantastic your hair looks amazing you look amazing

what her it's me believe what are those what are those commercials back in the

day where they was these were the shampoo that was so good it sounds like

they were like orgasming yeah I'll have what she's having that's you know is

YouTube gonna demon me because I said orgasm yep there's that they are that

sensitive I'm dead serious I'm I just I I'm constantly at war with YouTube I

do two hour podcasts it's impossible that I don't say something edgy like

orgasm God forbid it's not my why you come here with such bomb hair like I'm

not gonna say orgasm the thirst thirty seconds to get our whole episode

I'm gonna talk to you about your coming out with this bomb ass hair now I'm

talking about Maybelline do your fault it was herbal essences herbal essence

herbal essence I did I did like herbal essence what about her

life her related the the multi-level marketing company they're huge they are

they're like they sponsor soccer teams I was surprised to see that like team

herbal life I was like do you guys know that they're like just like a

bloodline yeah don't sue me herbal life they have a lot of money allegedly it's

blood money this is a parody so when I say scam then when I say that herbal

life is a scam and a fraud and blood money I'm saying that as a parody so joke

I'm a comedian after all guys we've got a lot to talk about here today as you

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