151: Help Us Get These Aussie Legends to EUROVISION!

Luke And Sassy Scott

Luke and Sassy Scott

Comedy

5.0 • 945 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2026

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Marketplace Fails
Government House
Our Eurovision Plans
F’d Up Families: Bobby

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Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O'Halloran

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Producer: Mike Liberale (Podcast Mike Media)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Attention all passengers.
0:04.1	The Uber ride for Jeff's rugby team will depart in five minutes from Platform 15.
0:09.7	Your ride comes with six toilets and a refreshment's carriage that you'll empty within five minutes.
0:16.5	Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber.
0:20.3	Trains on Uber.
0:22.0	Australia is about it in Eurovision, 27.
0:24.7	You heard it here first.
0:25.7	SBS, no need for you to announce it.
0:27.7	We've announced it.
0:28.7	Are representing Australia in 2027.
0:31.9	I hate Facebook marketplace.
0:34.2	Why?
0:34.4	And it's one of the reasons why one of, I don't need you to jump in yet, one of the reasons
0:40.3	why I got rid of Facebook.
0:42.3	So you have no account at all?
0:43.9	No.
0:44.6	You have no account.
0:45.4	No.
0:45.9	One of them was me trying to sell, let's call it a vase or a fucking step ladder, common
0:52.1	items in the house every now and then.
0:55.3	I've moved houses a few times.
1:00.7	I would put stuff up on Facebook marketplace and I'd be bombarded by a thousand fuckwits around town that would ask me the stupidest questions that would instantly get
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