Hello, everyone. Welcome back to the Out of Character podcast. I'm here with my host, Martian.

Greetings.

No, we actually have no podcast episode where we need to be doing it.

We actually can't see right now. Audio listeners, we feel you. We feel you actually. Yeah, because we're audio speakers today pretty much strictly. Yeah, I can't see. I literally cannot see anything because we have these blackout eyeballs. I don't know why they had to be blackout.

I'm sure there's something that exists. There was definitely, what did they do for those sunglasses that you have, the tinted ones? You know, the, the makeup artist told me that they popped out a curig pods, pods, I think. These are curig pog pods? Pogs. I almost said Pog. Dude, yes. Poggers. Dude, poggers, bro.

Dude, I can't, what are you doing to me?

Sorry.

I can't actually see anything. The meme. But yeah. Fun, right, for five seconds? Yeah, guys, we've been in this, we've been in this makeup for maybe 10 hours or something like that, like four hours on the chair. Yeah.

I mean, it's not that interesting of a story, I think. More interesting is the Martians themselves, right? Are they real? Are they not? Can we talk about that or no. Is that classified? I mean, they're real. Epstein classified. It is classified. No, no. They're real, bro. You don't believe in Martians?

I mean, look at me.

I'm right here.

Flesh.

And Martians aren't even all that, bro. Are you even next to me? I don't even know if you're here, bro. It's Jupiterians. I feel like I'm talking to myself. Jupiterians? Yeah, Jupiterarians are much cooler. Oh, nice. Martians are, that's old school stuff. That's like, that's like beginner shit.

Jupiterians, Saturnians, Uranus's. That's not that, you're saying people live on the gaseous planet. That doesn't even make any sense. No, people who live on Uranus, or I should say aliens that live on Uranus, they're funny, they're funny, but they are gassy. You're right about when you say that. And Uranus is still funny when you're from a different planet.

Well, yeah, Uranus. It's like,

why would they name it that? From our solar system is very far away. It's thousands of light

years away. It's a running joke that the humans named the planet after a body part that

literally excretes fecal matter.

It's just, it's stupid humanoid shit.

Yes.

But I was going to say, where we come from, we're from planet micron.

Where everything and everything, and I mean everything, is tiny, tiny microscopic.

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