#151: Ass Burger (@AutisticThunder)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 27 January 2014

⏱️ 142 minutes

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Summary

Josh Meyrowitz came over to my LA apartment to talk to Mat Edgar and me about asperger's syndrome. I've been hearing about it ever since I was little but I've never met anyone with it until Josh. He's a little different than they way it's usually portrayed on TV. Maybe that's the comic side of him. Anyway, fun conversations on an interesting condition.

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0:00.0	Yeah, I go, I-I-I-I-I'm so uncomfortable, close on when I shit.
0:03.9	It's affording every time I fart, I think I shit, I'm so uncomfortable.
0:07.7	Oh, really?
0:08.7	Yeah, I-I-I-I-I'm scared I shit myself, so I'll go in the bathroom and finger my ass while-and-and smell it, and see if I-
0:16.3	I saw-and look at it and-and no, I haven't-and I wash my hands like two times over just to make sure.
0:22.0	When you're strange, things just go out of the rain.
0:28.2	When we're strange, no one will notice your name.
0:34.3	When you're strange, when you're strange, when you're strange, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I.
0:44.9	Um, yeah, ziploc, or-or one of these.
0:49.3	Yeah, let me show you this.
0:50.9	We've started though, by the way.
0:52.0	That's perfect.
0:53.3	Tell him where we just went some on.
0:54.8	We just went on a grass shopping tour of Denver.
0:58.6	Yeah, they're all closed.
1:01.6	You put them in there, so you put the cap on
1:03.0	and then it takes the air out.
1:04.4	Okay.
1:05.2	So it suffocates them.
1:06.2	And in that way, they sell up the single joints
1:08.1	in those things.
1:09.1	Oh, that's smart.
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