#151 - Are You Garbage?

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Humor, Relationship, Advice, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

Dear friends of the show Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from Are You Garbage? return to the pod to discuss their S-tier airport meals, how they’re highly intellectual conversationalists, why deli guys at the supermarket are bad news, the travails of Ozempic, their upcoming shows including a major show at The Met in their hometown of Philly, and much more. Kevin, Foley and Stav help callers including a guy whose wife is pregnant after they opened up their marriage to another dude, and a guy who found out his tattoo artist is a bigot but still has one more session to go.

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0:00.0	Oh, ba! Welcome everybody to Stavvy's World.
0:04.5	9-04-800-Stop.
0:06.2	Call in. We'll solve all your problems.
0:09.6	What a beautiful day.
0:10.7	We have our boys, are you garbage?
0:12.7	Hey.
0:14.3	Back on the fucking couch.
0:15.8	Shout out to it, dude.
0:17.4	I like how the intro music's now on a boom box.
0:19.6	Yeah.
0:20.9	You're in our temporary Manhattan studios here in the NYU Tisch School.
0:26.2	Nice joint.
0:27.5	Yeah.
0:27.8	Real nice joint.
0:28.9	This is wild.
0:29.8	This is now an adjunct professor of podcast.
0:32.4	This is on campus.
0:35.7	This is on campus.
0:35.7	Yeah.
0:36.5	This is so crazy, dude. We're right next to the Dean's office. Dude, we walked in the building. The guy was looking like, what the fuck are you going to look like we're here to fix the air conditioning? I wonder what they think when I come in. I come in like every single day and I'm like, hey, going to stuff. Probably thinking GI Bill. They see you coming through the door. 0.4 GPA hanging in there. How dare you? I'll just was a strong 3.4. That's good. Is that right? English major. No, I was better than that. I think I was a 3.6 at least not to brag. You finished college? Three six is great. I did finish college.
1:11.2	I had a real bad year, sophomore year. I was like super depressed. Like failed a Shakespeare class. I didn't feel good. That should be like... And that made you depressed? No, that was kind of because of depression. Stupid 12th night. Yeah, reading Shakespeare didn't help the depression. Sure. But, you know, yeah, I was good in school.
1:28.8	I was out there.
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