You have now entered Free Range American Podcast, presented by black rifle coffee.com. Sexuality is one of the 18th century South Caribbean pirate.

Any port in a store.

Oh, well, welcome to the show.

You got to be small, you got to be fast, and you got to be able to hide.

And I'll find you. This is quite the lineup, ladies and gentlemen. Wow. Starting now? Oh, yeah. You're on. You're on the air. You missed the count. The giant count from the producer pointing numbers in your face. He's about 30 feet away from me, so no, I wasn't paying attention. Yeah, I was locked. I was with you guys. I didn't know either.

I was listening to the dulcid tones.

Yeah. He's about 30 feet away from me, so no, I wasn't paying attention. Yeah, I was locked eyes with you guys, so I didn't know either.

I was listening to the dulcid tones. Yeah, yeah, you were getting very sensual over there. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I didn't mean to come out so hot. Well, we need a taste of that. We can make a really good sexual, like, hillbilly, ASMR where you teach people how to make like a piquian pie.

Yeah.

And, yeah, I've been making a lot of pies and dessert since I've been down here.

So that would be... sexual like hillbilly, ASMR, where you teach people how to make like a Pekin pie. Yeah.

And, yeah, I've been making a lot of pies and dessert since I've been down here.

So that would be perfect.

Well, also, so me, you, and Jack Mandeville, we're currently writing a comedy album, kind of like the old Adam Sandler discs.

Yeah, right.

And one of the skits that Caleb has is the polite but creepy first date. Yeah. Where I'm just like, I'm complimenting. You know, I'm opening the door. And I'm like, oh, my sweet. Here, let me get the door for you. And then she's going in and I'm like, and I'd love to pull your butt cheeks apart. And later. She's like, wait, what? and I'm just like, no, let me get your dress. And I put it out, and I put it into the door.

And she's like, wait, what? And I'm just like, let me get your dress. And I put it in, and I put it into the door. And she's like, oh, okay. It just like keeps progressively getting worse and worse. I'm like super sweet. I'm like pouring champagne or wine for her. And she's like, oh, this is so beautiful. And I'm like, yeah, I'm as beautiful as if my face was in your vagina. And just like crazy shit. Yeah, I want to feel you under my fingernails.

Yeah. as beautiful as if my face was in your vagina and just like, just like crazy shit.

Yeah, I want to feel you under my fingernails.

Wait, what?

You're polite but creepy first day.

Like, you are so beautiful.

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