151. Adam Lazarus

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Formidable formicidae fanatic, mechanical mandible manipulator, and ever-effervescent esoteric entomologist, Adam Lazarus, joins the executive buffet for the second ever backyardcast! An exciting journey for all through the lives of the most successful insect on the planet; ants! and then some. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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1:01.3	Roger.
1:02.6	Ooh.
1:05.4	Okay, I think it's pulling the wrong one.
1:07.5	Oh, let's do it.
1:09.1	Okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
1:11.6	There we're still a little bit left in the...
1:14.6	Okay, don't hold it so tight.
1:16.6	Okay.
1:17.6	Okay.
1:18.6	Stand right. Hey, I'm just, okay, welcome to the podcast.
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