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🗓️ 25 August 2016
⏱️ 19 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. |
0:08.8 | I want to welcome you to episode 150 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention? |
0:13.6 | I'm going to start it out by telling you guys, I am in Olympic withdrawal. |
0:19.1 | I'm suffering. |
0:20.1 | I haven't watched a sprint all week. I haven't seen any volleyball. Not a gymnast has flipped on my TV. I don't know what to do it myself. It's been a hell of a week. Obviously, I love the Olympics. You did too. Everyone did. NBC sort of of did I guess their numbers didn't quite reach |
0:38.9 | their projection and they have to make some deals with their sponsors but enough of that the |
0:43.8 | Olympics were great they're over got to slowly get back to normal some people won't be getting |
0:49.7 | back to normal Ryan Lachtey who you know call it a lie, but Ryan said he merely over-exaggerated |
0:59.4 | the story of what happened to him. We all know the story now. Ryan Locti, the frustrated swimmer, |
1:05.0 | frustrated because he was born the same time as Michael Phelps, which means he's been swimming |
1:08.9 | for silver all his life. He got into some kind of |
1:13.0 | problem at a gas station, urinating on the wall, some kind of altercation. Who knows, ended up having to pay |
1:20.3 | for the damage he did, claimed he got robbed at gunpoint, blah, blah, blah. Well, now he's really |
1:26.3 | losing money because he's lost all his sponsors not to be |
1:29.5 | had a ton of sponsors but he had big sponsor look you're a swimmer how much money is there in swimming if |
1:35.5 | your name isn't phelps okay for the male swimmers anyway so ralph laurent dropped him speedo dropped him |
1:42.1 | when speedo dropped you and you're a swimmer then it's pretty much over |
1:46.1 | air weave a mattress company don't know why they had them in the first place but they dropped him |
1:50.9 | and the hair removal company dropped him because you know those swimmers got to stay clean so ryan |
1:56.2 | locti he's blown it his his uh endorsement deals are done. |
2:01.7 | He's a 32-year-old swimmer with a bad reputation. |
2:06.3 | I think he's going to have to learn something new. |
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