150: Skepticrat150 - The Gang Ruins the Gas Crisis Edition

The Skepticrat

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

News, Government, Politics

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🗓️ 24 May 2021

⏱️ 43 minutes

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On this week's episode: New Jersey is top 8 in something and Eli is legally obligated to talk about it ... Georgia is in the bottom 8 of that same thing, because of fucking course it is ... And even if you have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that you too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

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Headline Sources:

GOP would like to know as little as possible about January 6th insurrection: https://www.politico.com/news/2021/05/19/mcconnell-opposes-houses-bipartisan-jan-6-commission-bill-489573

8 states are now above 70% of residents with at least on shot of the COVID vaccine: https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/23/health/us-coronavirus-sunday/index.html https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#vaccinations

Tucker says we're ignoring UFOs and focusing on woke soldiers: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9591969/Carlson-claims-military-ignoring-UFOs-busy-purging-soldiers-not-woke-enough.html

China becomes second nation to land a rover on Mars: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-57122914

Crypto Crash: https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/22/investing/crypto-crash-bitcoin-regulation/index.html

Pipeline hacked so gas hoarders blow themselves up:

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/14/us/politics/pipeline-hack.html

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-south-carolina-woman-hoarding-gas-fire-crash-explosion-20210514-td5tf535svgtdnyfyp4672puai-story.html

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/suv-burst-into-flames-after-containers-with-gas-ignite-in-central-florida/2451127/

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's Monday, it's May 24th, and the word of the day is chiro-sclerosis, which means
0:18.3	that moment when you realize you're happy, which makes your brain then pick it apart
0:22.2	and put it in context where it slowly dissolves away.
0:26.2	In a sentence, thanks to chiro-sclerosis, I have Schrodinger's happiness.
0:32.7	So I live in prime gas-wording country, and I have no commute, so you can pick it apart
0:37.0	all you want.
0:38.0	It will not dissolve.
0:39.0	Oh, yeah.
0:40.0	Just don't look at it.
0:41.0	Can't have chiro-caplacus if you're never happy.
0:42.5	Get your head in the game.
0:43.5	Get your head in the game.
0:44.5	Get your head in the game.
0:45.5	I have no illusions.
0:46.5	Um, Eli Bosnick.
0:47.5	Um, he's then right, and broadcasting delayed, from America's far-center, we are the
0:52.0	skeptic rats.
0:53.0	In this week's episode, New Jersey is top-8 in something, and I'm legally obligated
0:57.8	to talk about it.
0:58.8	Georgia is in the bottom aid of that very same thing because of the fucking corset is.
1:04.6	And if you have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that you too can't
1:08.8	not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
	...

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