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Hello and welcome back to Cult Leader. I'm your Cult Leader, Spencer Henry, and this is a little leader where I read the stories that you send to me.

Hey, if you have a story you want to send in for an upcoming little leader, go ahead and send it on over to Spencer at coledor.com

And make sure to put little leader somewhere in the title. How is that? Really good. Really good, huh? I have it down. You really do.

Joining me today is my best friend in the world and the co-host of Obituary Podcast Miss Madison Reyes. Hello!

Okay, I need you guys to know already off to a really weird start. Listen to this at night time. This is a night time episode because it's 11-20pm right now. It is the day before I leave for vacation.

And we just ate a shit ton of chocolate ice cream. And dinner. Okay, so Madison was over because we were recording Obituary. She was getting ready to leave and we were just talking. I was like, oh yeah, I got to do this before I leave. I have to do a little leader.

And she's like, let's do it right now. And I was like, you know what? Let's do it right now. So I said, give me five. Went through my emails and it's going to be a mixed bag today, ladies and gents. Real quick, I mean, if you haven't listened to Obituary Podcast yet, what are you doing?

What are you doing? You got to listen to it. Give them the gist.

All right, so we cover some coffin spinners, which are crazy topics that we come up with and research and talk about. What's your favorite coffin spinner been so far?

I think Lady Die. Lady Die. What episode was that on? Just shake it up. Oh, bitch. Just shake it off. Number five.

Number five. Number five. So if you- It is a doozy.

If you haven't listened yet, you'll start with number five. Why not? Where in no order? We don't care.

We don't care. It's not chronological, all right? No. We also talk about obituaries.

Obituaries are obviously in there, you know? Sometimes they're- Sometimes they're not even human.

Sometimes they're scathing. Sometimes they're funny.

Scandalists. Sweet. Short. Long. All kinds of obituaries. And then we always end with what's become probably one of my favorites.

And there's some good ones out there. There's some dumb people in the world. Especially in Florida.

Don't get mad, Florida Baves. Don't get mad. Okay, our first story, the subject line of this email was, I went to New Orleans and all I got was this lousy ghost possession.

Okay, I want to go to New Orleans so bad. Me too. Can we go?

Well, can I say I will not take a boat. My husband will not take an airplane anywhere. So for a honeymoon, we were going to go and we're like, we're just going to take a train cut to looking at the train schedule.

And it would have taken us four days to get there. Well, sorry, we're going to leave your husband at home. We can take a plane together to New Orleans.

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