So today...

Fire up the audio campfire!

So today...

Let's let's...

Let's fire up an audio can...

Let's fucking warm yourself.

First off, if you're listening to this right now, you're a broken soul who's decided to come

warming yourself on the success of walking in the room.

Is this like a Roosevelt fireside chat?

Like, what's happening right now? It's exactly that. What I've done is I've cracked a couple of lemons. I'm smelling mine dude and I'm loving it. I'm loving where I'm at. I'm loving where you're at. I brought my toes to the situation and manicure.

They're trimmed up.

Today was the spring festival at Finn School.

Oh yeah.

And as I whip out my camera because he's running up on stage my phone I have my camera

I shoot pictures I hand the phone to my wife and it's and it's already shooting

and then this woman just walks and stands in front of us.

And so it's just, I look and I'm like, well, I'm just looking at a giant ass right now.

Some ladies giant ass and I go, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, because we're literally five feet from the

stage she's just this woman who walked in front of everybody right and else is

sitting down and she looks and she glares at me and then she moves off and then

we continue filming and then we get home and I look at the

camera the video and it's it had focused on her ass so after she left it was still out of focus because it didn't readjust.

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