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Walking The Room

#150 - Hug Culture and Slooning

Walking The Room

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8973 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2013

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Greg and Dave discuss twittering, prison food, and another Florida story

Transcript

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0:00.0

Uh, so today...

0:01.9

Fire up the audio campfire!

0:03.8

So today...

0:04.7

Let's fire up an audio can...

0:07.7

Let's fucking warm yourself.

0:10.2

First off, if you're listening to this right now,

0:13.1

you're a broken soul who's decided to come warm yourself on the success of walking in the room.

0:18.5

It's just like a...

0:19.4

It's just like a Roosevelt fireside chat?

0:21.7

Like, what's happening right now?

0:22.6

It's exactly that. What I've done is I've cracked a couple of lemons. I'm smelling mine, dude, and I'm loving it. I'm loving where I'm at. I'm loving where you're at. I brought my toes to the situation and manicured. They're trimmed up. They're trimmed up. Today was the spring festival at Finn School.

0:19.5

Oh, yeah.

0:20.7

And as I... They're trimmed up. They're trimmed up. Today was the spring festival at Finn's school.

0:37.8

Oh, yeah.

0:38.9

And as I whip out my camera because he's running up on stage, my phone, I have my camera, I'm

0:45.8

shoot pictures, I hand the phone to my wife and it's already shooting.

0:50.3

And then this woman just walks and stands in front of us.

1:27.6

And so it's just, I look at it. I'm like, well, I'm just looking at a giant ass right now. So I'm like, I'm just a giant ass. And I go, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, because we're literally five feet from the stage. She's just this woman who walked in front of everybody. Right. Everyone else is sitting down. and she looks and she glars at me and then she moves off. And then we continue filming and then we get home. And I look at the camera, the video. Yeah. And it had focused on her ass. So after she left, it was still out of focus because it didn't readjust. So you fucking stupid cunt, stay out of the fucking way.

1:28.2

Wait a minute.

1:29.3

Do you have the...

1:30.1

Was it, were you running video? Yeah. Can you put it up? I can put up a video of her ass. And can you hear you say, excuse me? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll put that up. Let's put it up in a loop and then see if somebody will auto tune it and make a video out of it.

1:29.4

That's what people I want you to auto tune that shit up and do it And put that clip up there Has anybody Has anybody auto-tuned Charles Ramsey yet? Oh my God, didn't they auto-tune the shit out of him And make fun of them for not having teeth Here's a guy

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