Welcome to Shaken and Disturbed, everybody.

We're starting up. So solid. This is Darren Karp here with John Thrasher.

I'm a mess. Thank you for joining us on shaking and disturbed.

John is a mess.

I have a cold.

John has dribbled all over her shirt. We're on video. I don't know if you knew we were on video, John. Yep, right there. There it is. There it is. We're basically drunk. I've like, I'm like been blowing my nose. I've been doing this, John has the hiccups.

I now just got the hiccups and I'm like, what is going to literally hear that?

I can't even get through us thought.

Toss it up to the podcast, people, because obviously all of this was going to go down when we finally are announcing our big announcement. I know. What the hell? We have updated. Weo, we do. This is part of our like sound forward that I want to whew, wee, wee, ooh, ooh, oh, uh,

Patreon, we've updated, weo, we, we, this is part of our, like, soundboard that I want to, whew, we, whew, ooh.

Oh, oh, uh, Patreon.

We've updated our Patreon perks, and they are better than ever.

Now, we had previously done live streams every few months.

Now you can join us every single week while we're recording the episode, which is super fun. This is called

VIP live recordings. And they're available for both the radish and sussy, radish tears.

We'll shout you out during the recording. We're going to take questions, run fun and hilarious

polls. We always have that. John's going to promise to only get the hiccups every other record. So annoying. And essentially, you get to be part of the show, which is what we kind of always wanted. Our first episode with invited patrons will be very soon. So sign up now for that. We're going to be reminding you on social media, but start signing up now. We want people to sign up before we actually launch this. So please sign up and we'll announce and share when the first session is going to be.

But we're really excited. We're so excited. I just can't wait to have people in our live streams.

And by the way, your hiccups can't wait either. I mean, they're ready. They're ready to jump right

out of my mouth here. Yeah, exactly.

To have some of you guys in our live recording is just going to be so fun. I can't believe this is happening while we're recording. There's like literally no better thing that could have happened to us. Great. This is so us. Yeah, so us, you guys. Oh my God. By the way, Darren, you should be yelling at me about getting the hiccup straw, remember?

Yes.

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