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| 0:00.0 | I'll send a dirty text to someone |
| 0:07.0 | I kill a darkness door cause I ain't down |
| 0:13.0 | I went to my room and I found a bus |
| 0:16.0 | I tried to kill myself in a star box |
| 0:19.0 | I ate noodles alone at my desk every lunch |
| 0:25.0 | If I'm confused and YouTube just won't do |
| 0:32.0 | I could write an email to you |
| 0:37.0 | or voice message to you |
| 0:42.0 | Wow, hello, hello, hello, Haley |
| 0:46.0 | That was Haley Kallen with some sort of amazing intro song for us |
| 0:52.0 | We just give me give me a couple months and we're gonna make her Haley her with |
| 0:55.0 | I think I just fell in love with her |
| 0:57.0 | I can't believe you would make her change her last name |
| 1:00.0 | I think she'd want to |
| 1:01.0 | He's showvinistic pig |
| 1:03.0 | You sexist |
| 1:04.0 | I'll change my last name to Kallen then |
| 1:06.0 | How's that Haley? |
| 1:07.0 | And if you're as pretty as you sound |
| 1:09.0 | If you're as beautiful as I've just invented in my mind |
| 1:13.0 | How unattractive can someone who can make that song up be |
| 1:16.0 | Right, like your voice is angelic |
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