Hello and welcome to do go on a show where we like to talk about something and we is me Dave

Warnocky and I'm here with the other two thirds of the way with match to it I'm one third of the we the other third of the

We is just Perkins third we rather third we know save the best we

For us it's like you're just before bed we all the one after we all the one after like you're out the shops and you're

Walking home after the train station has been ages since you've seen a toilet and you're like oh I need to wait guys and then you have that moment of

I've got a wee story. Yeah, I think I um go on

So I was doing my silly little world record show at the Falls festival over New Year's Eve and in the show

Me and a couple other

Comedian gays like to break made up world records, but the only record I feel I actually broke for the whole festival was

When you because it's a camping festival and they don't didn't have any like um toilets there

So you had to use poor to lose and I had this situation where every time you pee

Like it was onto a paddle and then it would get to a certain weight and then it would dip and I would just keep dipping and everyone was

Canning how many dips they were getting everyone's like yeah five six and I'm like I got 11

11 and then the other guys in my camp and these people that we made friends with in the camp didn't really believe me

So I'm like and I was a bit drunk and I'm like that's it so I drank a couple of beers and like held on to the last possible second

And I'm like that's it we go under the bottle and I read it up like seven people and they watched you pain

We just left the door open and then they just can't it out try on for the every time I did the dip one

two I got 14 dips

so

It's more impressive if you realize

That you are only doing like six or seven so I don't know this probably a medical issue

But I got so disappointed I was there. I hope that's right in my alley. I would have found that's so entertaining

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