#15: Jojo
A Waste Of Time with ItsTheReal
ItsTheReal
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🗓️ 1 September 2015
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Eric. Hey Jeff, how's it going? Pretty good. I just wanted to take a moment to talk to you about driving with Uber again. Why? Because it is a really great opportunity to make some legitimate money. If you've taken an Uber, you know how great the experience is, and it's the drivers who make that experience great. Seriously, every time I talk with someone who drives with Uber, they always have great things to say. You know, I've had nothing but great experiences riding in Uber's. We've had great drivers. Tonight, in fact, we're going to our friend Shinske's birthday on the Lower East Side. We live all the way up on the Upper West Side. Jeff, how are we getting down there? Are we going to take a cab? We are not. Are we going to take the subway? Nope. Are we going to dare to walk all the way down to the Lower East Side? Not tonight. Let's order an Uber instead. I hope we get someone as good as our friend, King Larry. King Larry from Queens, first name, one word. He was just talkative enough. He was interested in who we were. He made for a really enjoyable and easy ride. And you want to know what? think that that he loves driving with Uber because he loves being his own boss. He earns great money. It's easy to start. You just need a car and a license. And driving with Uber is great for anyone who needs flexibility. What about parents? Parents, it's so easy to work around your family's schedule. What about students? You can make some extra money between classes. Now is the prime time to cash in with driving with Uber. |
| 1:13.7 | You'll thank us for telling you how to get paid every week. |
| 1:16.8 | We could be getting into your car when you drive with Uber. |
| 1:18.9 | What are you waiting for? |
| 1:20.1 | You have a car. |
| 1:21.0 | You have a license. |
| 1:22.1 | Put them both to good use and start earning serious life-changing money today. |
| 1:26.8 | Sign up to drive with Uber. Visit drive today, sign up to drive with Uber. |
| 1:28.6 | Visit drive withuber.com. That's drive with ub-e-r.com. |
| 1:34.1 | Drive with Uber.com. |
| 1:36.5 | Yo, what up? It's Eric, aka. M. Night Chalmalan's friends, aka Gang Signs. |
| 1:40.3 | Yo, what up is Jeff, aka Fingers Twisted Up, aka Young Arthritis. |
| 1:44.3 | Hey, yo, what's up? This is Jojo, aka Young, Massachusetts, aka Young Prophideral, aka, Here I Am, bitches. |
| 1:50.5 | And this is a waste time with the real. |
| 1:55.6 | Jojo, thanks for coming to the upper one side. |
| 1:57.2 | This is crazy. |
| 1:58.8 | Yeah, this is really great. |
| 2:00.4 | Okay, so we sold the podcast to the Sideshow Network, and it was going to be a dinner party-style conversation. Right, but then the press release went out, and they said it was going to be a dinner party, and we're like, fuck, we need to actually cook for people. And we've ended up cooking for lots of different people. We got you fruit today that we did not cut up or cook. I see how important this interview was to you. Yeah, yeah. No. You guys really put a lot of effort. Honestly. We didn't know you were coming over until 15 minutes ago. Amazing. Amazing. So what would you have cooked for me, guys? Well, do you have any allergies? Nope. None. Yeah, because we should have asked that beforehand, by the way, but we never did. |
| 2:36.7 | I'm allergic to perfiderales and they have a whole bowl of proffoderos in front of me. Which is crazy because your name is Young Perferterals. I know. It's like facing my fears. Yeah. That's smart. That's smart. Head on. What would we have made you? |
| 2:48.0 | Probably like, I feel like fish has been very good on the podcast. |
| 2:51.8 | Well, also we've made very good fish. |
| 2:53.8 | Yeah. |
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