15: Heinz | The Consumers Ep. 15

The Consumers

Comedy

4.9 • 620 Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Get ready for a deep dive into the tangy and unexpected history of Heinz! Sean kicks things off with a hilarious tale about his comedy set at his aunt’s retirement party, while the guys uncover surprising ketchup trivia—like its tomato-less beginnings and the mystery behind Heinz’s '57.' They also tackle the bizarre question: what was coal tar doing in early ketchup recipes? Meanwhile, Tim and Greg test Sean’s eyesight, and he might need some glasses. The crew weighs in on the pros and cons of Pittsburgh (spoiler: it’s a great city), responds to listener comments, and, of course, reminds everyone to smash that like button!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the consumers. My name is Greg Warren. I'm here with Sean O'Brien.
0:07.6	What's up, buddy? How you doing, buddy? Good, man. Good. You got Mucopatumus's hat on?
0:12.1	Already getting in there, man. Looks great. Looks really good. Loving. Yeah. Now that I see it on your head, it even looks better.
0:18.5	You think so? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because I have a fat head.
0:37.1	So not what I meant. It was a really, it's. No, but I'm saying, like, I think it makes it, it makes my head look like a regulation size head. Oh, I didn't say that either. Well, um, regulation. How many, uh, of the overlap on an adjustable hat? How many are you on? That's the problem, man.
0:37.9	We're down to two.
0:39.9	You're only two are connected? Two clips connected, yeah.
0:41.3	Wow. I thought maybe he had an extender in there. It's getting close. On a fitted hat, what size are you? Seven and five-eighth. Okay. Yeah, I don't think you have a particularly big head, honestly.
0:55.1	Based on the clips, though.
0:57.3	On the snaps, man.
0:58.9	It's not, I'm pushing it pretty tight.
1:01.4	I should mention I'm also joined by Tim Convey.
1:04.8	Glad to also be here.
1:06.1	Yeah.
1:07.0	So this is the Heinz catch-up episode.
1:10.1	Talking ketchup.
1:11.1	And last episode,
1:12.3	uh,
1:13.1	Sean said something.
1:16.6	I'm just going to say.
1:17.6	It was pretty dumb.
1:18.9	The thing when he,
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