15: Boob Sweat & Tears

JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

Justin Martindale

News, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Entertainment News

4.3 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Happy Pride Month! We're kicking it off with a wild post-memorial day episode. The world is ending again with mutant sharks, we have a woman with terrible advice for killing your husband and another woman with terrible advice for what to do with your boob sweat. Don't miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody, welcome to another week's episode of just saying with Justin
0:16.7	Martindale.
0:17.7	I am Justin Martindale and wow, what a wonderful memorial day weekend.
0:23.2	I hope you guys had a great time to just rest and disconnect and be with your loved
0:31.4	ones and barbecue and just really get ready to kick off summer the way it should be.
0:37.6	And what, what, is that a clickety-clack fan I hear?
0:42.7	Is that a death drop I hear?
0:44.7	Oh, no, wait, that's pride season.
0:47.7	It is right around the corner.
0:50.9	June is upon us, time for weddings, gay floats, and rainbows hitting you every which way.
1:04.8	But first I'd like to introduce and welcome back, producer John.
1:10.0	Welcome back.
1:11.0	Thanks.
1:12.0	How was your trip to New York?
1:13.0	It was, it was scary, New York, in New York, we're back to 80s New York, it is, it is
1:19.6	scary.
1:21.6	It's a lot of crime.
1:22.6	I, in four separate stores, I witness stuff, people just putting stuff in bags and walking
1:27.4	out, not paid.
1:29.0	Did you see that?
1:30.0	Oh, yeah.
1:31.0	You watched?
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