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149: Turd Rituals

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm

0:02.0

Chil-chicken

0:07.0

One-Waw

0:08.0

Chicken wheeves

0:09.0

One-W-Chicken

0:11.0

Chicken-W-Chi

0:12.0

Chicken-W

0:14.0

Yeah you like my outfit

0:16.0

Don't even make the dig

0:18.0

I thought you'd two heads a girl

0:20.0

on the light meal Always in my face Talking listening So soon Will it be a perfect Boston I mean It's just drop pick Murphy's I'm shipping off to Boston Yeah But people can't hold each other In the stands And like the seventh inning Yeah It should be The Red Sox song Should be They should play all of money for nothing so they can say faggot in the middle and like the seventh inning yeah it should be the redsox song should be they

0:38.0

should play all of money for nothing so they can say faggot in the middle of it

0:41.5

that little faggot got his own jet airplane

0:46.5

bleeping that you have to bleep that first first minute on youtube we can't be

0:52.9

we can't oh i'm sorry i'm. I forgot after 61 seconds. We're trying to get really big on YouTube. We're trying to get recommended next to H3, H3 videos. We got to get some big views on YouTube. So what should we do? The first 20 minutes of the show is just kind of make it real clunky and essentially nothing is said are you okay

1:12.6

there yeah all right you got into your chair like a monkey getting out of a net it's kind of crazy

1:20.3

where are you guys both looking at me i don't know you're just a fascinating man you hate when i am

1:25.1

talking no i don't you hate when i'm talking we're we're don't. You hate when I'm talking.

1:27.9

No, we're just that we're recording this very late, and then you were standing there, like, you kept adding on new sentences to what you were saying.

1:35.7

You were doing that Ben thing, where no matter how many times, Jason and I yawned, you picked up on Zero Q.

1:42.0

And it was very interesting Coremak McCarthy information.

1:45.2

But I was like, oh, Ben's all

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