149: The Valley - The D Word (S1 E5)

Reality TV Cringe

Beatrice & Deelia

Comedy, Tv Reviews, Tv & Film

4.5 • 609 Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Big yikes! The Valley is starting to get crazy! We have gossip, we have dirty secrets, and not one - but TWO - divorces on the horizon! Whew! So much tasty trash for all of us Raccoons to eat! Let's dig in!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to reality TV cringe.
0:13.1	I am one of your hosts, The Redhead, Delia, and I am here with my Real Tight Homegirl
0:19.4	and my beautiful, resplendent, the lovely Beatrice.
0:25.5	Hi everybody.
0:26.8	How are you doing tonight?
0:27.8	I'm good.
0:28.3	How are you doing, Fat Cat?
0:29.4	Whoa.
0:30.9	Coming right out the gate with some of them insults.
0:35.0	Fat Cat's not an insult.
0:36.1	It's really not an insult.
0:37.4	It's the difference between a fat punani and a skinny razor blade punani.
0:43.1	I'm sure it's a matter of preference.
0:45.4	But if it were me engaging with a box, I'd like a little bit of plumpy stuff.
0:50.9	Yeah, I would like some fluff down there.
0:53.7	Not just like a swipe, you know what I mean?
0:57.0	What? So you can come from me all you want, Beatrice. I'm not. I'm jealous you got fat cat. Okay.
1:04.3	Anyway, um, welcome. We are here to talk about the valley. The valley.
1:11.5	Yes.
1:13.8	This was an interesting episode.
1:17.1	Before we get into it, of course, we have to give you the warning.
1:18.8	Please hide your wife and hide your kids.
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