149: The Singles Ward

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2018

⏱️ 113 minutes

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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Singles Ward", the story of a bunch of Mormons telling Mormon jokes and us wondering what the hell is going on. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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0:00.0	Music
0:04.0	Mormons cannot ask each other out without everything being those annoying viral videos of prom puzzles
0:11.0	Bag and puzzle pieces in balloons and Oreos on her car and
0:15.5	Bag and magnets and she's just fuck this is what happens
0:20.0	If you know it does it there is a way I say you want to go out and maybe fuck is because I'm hoping to get to the fucking
0:28.0	But if you know there's no fucking you're like and some I read those three
0:50.0	Welcome back to the gamecast for each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because it's all building towards something
0:56.0	Your host Noah Luzon's and sitting to my immediate leftism a good friend Heath and right heath welcome back nice Noah
1:01.0	You know what an Rm with a CTR who are WH would say to their WML and PC about finding some YSAs
1:09.0	Did none of that make sense neither will most of this movie yeah good time
1:13.0	A lot of Mormons might have understood that sentence though
1:16.0	I don't think a lot of Mormons are listening and Citigatey one miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnich Eli
1:23.0	How are you this fine afternoon sir I'm good Noah question am I am I fluent in the English language I feel
1:30.0	Feel like it was but this movie really changed that I don't know why you felt like you were I see your nose
1:41.0	That's fair you know what fair you're retracted yeah all right so tell us Heath what will we be breaking down today
1:50.0	We watched the singles ward it's the story of how the Mormon Church truly cares about the happiness of its members
1:58.0	And they have an elaborate system in place to make sure nobody becomes Heath
2:05.0	And Eli how bad was this movie well if it was brewing in the slide the table and it did gyrink him on the way
2:16.0	You will know this movie I know a lot of this review is gonna be that this movie made no fucking sense
2:26.0	We should explain we have read the book of Mormon we have been to Salt Lake City and seen almost a dozen Mormon movies
2:35.0	And this film was still fucking into Cypherabies it's Finnegan's wake level indescribable
2:44.0	Combined with like Murphy Brown levels references yeah and also Eli how meta was this movie well I usually take a first couple of minutes before the record to fill these in
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