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🗓️ 3 December 2019
⏱️ 61 minutes
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1:15.8 | What's up? It's episode 149 of Congratulations. We have one episode left until episode 150. |
1:25.8 | And you know what that means. Fucking nothing, dude. We do what we want here. We don't give |
1:31.1 | a shit. We do what the fuck we want. Maybe 150 is going to be good. Maybe it's not going |
1:35.6 | to be good. Maybe it fucking I look here's what I want to actually say before I even get |
1:40.5 | into what the fuck's going on. I do this shit for me. Okay. It's for me. I saw it. Sometimes |
1:47.8 | I see as podcasts is funer than a stand up. And a stand up is funer than this podcast. |
1:52.6 | I block those people. I don't give a shit. I'm not doing it for you. Okay. And because |
1:59.3 | of that, let me now, let me even go. Even 1% I'm not doing it for you. You know how much |
2:05.3 | I'm doing it for you? Zelch. Okay. You know what that means because I'm doing it for |
2:11.1 | me. Honey. Do you know what it means? Because I'm doing it for me. Honey. Do you know what |
2:19.5 | that means that I'm not doing it 1% for you? That it's for you. That's what that means. |
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