148. Chris Calls His Dad

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Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On today's show, Chris talks about disgraced Papa Johns CEO John Schnatter, acceptable pizza numbers, working out with Dave Bautista, the temperament of Keanu Reeves, and Chris and his dad, Bill, have a discussion about calamari over the phone. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up my babies this episode 148 of congratulations podcast I was just
0:19.1	drinking water how come a politician is so scared to drink water why they so you
0:23.9	saw Trump do it you saw that guy Rubio do it you saw that other guy do it now
0:27.2	with the with the big ass neoprene bottle or the fuck they're called politicians
0:35.1	need to learn how to fucking drink a bottle of water you know they're just so
0:40.3	fucking bigger clunky or like Trump holding it with the two bitch ass small
0:44.3	hands just and then Rubio just go get it dude why does it got to be a whole
0:48.3	weird ass thing just go get the fucking bottle like a man don't be bitch
0:53.2	about it and that's it so all right look dude I got a lot of mucus going on
1:02.1	today I'm sorry it's fine look at the way Trump drink drink the fucking
1:06.2	bottle of water Michael Groat Michael Gove Michael Gove drink it like that it's
1:13.2	just using two hands as bitch if you drink in a bottle of water drink a use one
1:17.8	hand if you're using two hands you're a baby and not the good kind yeah or
1:27.2	you know what you are you're like a fucking possum all right Trump's a possum so
1:33.9	we got dates coming up November 29th I'm gonna be in El Paso Texas
1:41.8	November 30th I'm gonna be in Houston Texas Puri Illinois December 29th these
1:47.2	are the last days of follow the leader tour December 30th Chicago Illinois and
1:52.6	December 31st New Year's Eve Chicago Chicago Illinois a lot of those are
1:58.0	sold out so go get tickets I'm gonna be in Orelia Ontario two shows there in
2:05.3	January 17th and 18th and then Las Vegas in April 18th I got these these
2:11.4	those are the last the last followed leader tours I don't think that even the
2:14.7	April one in Las Vegas is gonna be followed leader tour I got to start right
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