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Lateral with Tom Scott
Lateral with Tom Scott
4.9 • 736 Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What profession is the subject of the documentary film 20 feet from stardom? |
| 0:05.5 | The answer to that, at the end of the show, my name's Tom Scott, and this is Lateral. |
| 0:16.0 | You find me in something of an unfortunate position on this episode of Lateral, |
| 0:19.9 | because due to a technical hitch, I genuinely do not have the introduction script in front of me. I just have a piece |
| 0:26.0 | of paper that says improv. So, in the style of an improv game, could someone please give me some |
| 0:32.8 | prompts in a style with which to introduce lateral. Any of our guests today? |
| 0:37.6 | Shakespeare! |
| 0:38.9 | Ah, forsooth! |
| 0:40.5 | Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! |
| 0:42.6 | I must speak in iambic pentameter, |
| 0:45.4 | and I'm not able to do that off the cuff, |
| 0:47.9 | but welcome to lateral. |
| 0:50.3 | Not in close. Give me another one. |
| 0:51.9 | A very happy vegetable. |
| 0:53.6 | I'm going to need a specific type of vegetable here. |
| 0:57.2 | A very happy pee. |
| 1:00.0 | Hello, welcome to the Lateral. I'm enjoying to be here. |
| 1:03.4 | See, if it was a potato, would have been a bass voice. |
| 1:06.0 | But you said pee. That's definitely... |
| 1:07.4 | A little tiny pea, yep. |
| 1:09.2 | Colin, give me something. |
| 1:10.6 | All-timey gangster. Well, see, we're here at last year all today, and I'll bet you know trouble, all right? I can't do that accent, but you know what? That's clocked up enough of an intro that I can go to our guests. Last time that we had good job brain on here, we had one person from the crew, and this time we have two. We'll start. Welcome back to the show, Karen Chu. |
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