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Luke And Sassy Scott

149: Scott’s POSITIVE That His Neighbours are SPIES 🕵️

Luke And Sassy Scott

Luke and Sassy Scott

Comedy

5.0945 Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

  1. Our trip to the Cook Islands
  2. Neighbourhood Watch
  3. Does this piss off Scott?
  4. F’d Up Families


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CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O'Halloran

Production: Earsay

Producer: Mike Liberale (Podcast Mike Media)

Management: Profile Talent

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:27.6

I just wanted to start the day by saying I'm just not 100% myself right now.

0:33.7

Like I'm a little bit tired.

0:35.6

Why?

0:36.0

Tired?

0:36.8

Working hard, dad life. Regrowth, that sort of thing.

0:40.7

Regrowth. Yeah, my hair grows really well, Luke. Thank you. Someone said on one of the videos,

0:46.6

oh no, the hair transplant didn't work. We just posted from the Cook Islands. So I was sitting in

0:53.1

bed just before and I was like, you know, when you have a job? And this is the first time it's hit me, I think, in this industry. Can I just stop you there? Sitting in a bed. Are you lying down sitting? Sitting up. You're right. So do you sit up with like your back against the pillows? So are you just sitting midway through the bed? bed. Yeah, I'd do that. Yeah, thanks. I only do it when I've got Harburn. When you're Harpurned, you like, I don't know what you are. But I was like, you know when you sometimes when you have an office job, you go to work and you're sick and you kind of just keep your head down, bum up type thing. And I was sitting there before and I was like, oh my God, how am I going to go to

1:31.6

work today feeling flat when my job is to like entertain and be big energy? So like, bear with me

1:40.8

in this episode because I don't know if I've got the energy. Luke will have to carry the fucking show for one. So Cook Islands, everyone. What a magical place. Second time we've been there. Not just magical place. Put this on the record now. Yep. Put it on the record, everyone. When people ask us, and I'm going to dick swing here, Luke and I travel a lot, right? We're very lucky. We go to a lot of fucking places around the world now. For four years, we've worked with jets there and they just send us to destinations. Over 25 destinations, we're done with them. To show off where they fly to. That's just minimum as well, right? Like, the amazing race was God knows how many five countries or something as well. we, we get to go to a lot of places. And people always ask me, what's your favorite place in the world? And I say,

2:23.7

my favorite place is Uluru. My favorite country is the Cook Islands. It is phenomenal.

2:31.7

And it's, it's, I think it's what you, you say it, it's kind of what you want Fiji to be. Yeah, you know when you hear about people going to Pacific holidays and they want to go to an island destination, but then you go to some places and you feel kind of let down. It's very heavy in tourism. Oh, okay. Yeah. Whereas this is exactly what you want. You want to look out to the water.

2:52.0

You want to see whales.

2:54.1

You want to see turtles everywhere.

2:56.4

Water is pristine.

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