149: Ol' Trusty Red

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2021

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

We’re back after a rough couple weeks.
Pata Fria has a plastic surgery addiction. Billy gave us a huge scare. Check in with your kids and take mental health as seriously as physical health. Don’t go slow in the fast lane and always shower before you get waxed.

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0:00.0	It's a recording. Yeah. Oh. Hi kids. Hi guys. We're back. Oh, we're finally here. Feels like we
0:23.1	haven't recorded in six months. It really does. We've never taken extended amount of time away from
0:29.8	recording. So it just feels like it feels so weird to like be out of routine. Definitely. I couldn't
0:38.0	wait to get back. I know. Same. Same. So for those that can see the video and see me, I have a bandage
0:47.1	on my head. No, it's her new headband. Yes. I went like I said and got rid of the bull frog.
0:53.3	Oh, she's a fucking. She's a menace. You guys. She's a fucking menace with a
0:59.6	photo. Thank you. Maybe a couple months ago on an episode. I mentioned that one of the plastic
1:05.4	surgery pages I follow had posted this man. It has before and after of his chin light
1:12.8	bow. And I was like, oh my fucking god. I need that so badly because it's hereditary and I've
1:18.6	had it always, even at my very skinniest, I've always had it. So like, even if I lose weight,
1:24.0	whatever, it's always going to be there. And it's like a huge insecurity of mine.
1:29.4	So once I saw that man's before and after I just got to doing research and then finally a couple
1:34.8	weeks ago, I found someone in LA and I went and got it done. I'm excited to see the result
1:41.4	when you're all the way healed. I know. I know me too. So in the meantime, I have to wear this
1:46.7	on my head. Does it hurt? For six weeks. The brace hurts. Yeah. It's like, it's fucking hurts.
1:53.4	It gives me a headache because it's like, yeah, it has to be tight. And then I got another one,
1:58.0	but then when I went to my post-op appointment, he was like, I don't like this one because it's not
2:02.0	tight enough. Okay. It wouldn't be ripping my hair out. So I was like, I don't want to be wearing
2:07.4	that other one all the time because it hurts. But this one does hold tighter. So I tried to alternate.
2:13.4	It's funny because when I'm in LA and people see shit like this, they think plastic surgery,
2:20.8	right? Not up here. In the Bay Area, they think I got shot. Somebody at Walgreens over here
2:27.6	asked me, did I get shot? And I was like, absolutely fucking hot. Like I did. I did.
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