#149 - Josh Johnson

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Humor, Relationship, Advice, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Josh Johnson joins the pod to discuss defeated peewee sports coaches, pathetic attempts to wield power over your kids, working at Trader Joe’s, how the fiscal system in John Wick makes no sense, the lore of Boondock Saints, and much more. Josh and Stav help callers including a guy who’s wondering if he should use his hall pass when his girlfriend will be out of town for a few months, and a guy who found out he knocked up a woman he hooked up with on a vacation in France.

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, we have an excellent show with our pal Josh Johnson coming up in a second, but first I want to let you know we're going on tour.
0:08.0	It's kicking off in Memphis, Tennessee, Thursday, November 6th.
0:12.0	We're going to be in Huntsville. We're going all through the south.
0:15.0	And then also, we've added a fourth show in Boston at the Wilbur.
0:19.0	Get your tickets to that. That is Friday the 12th.
0:22.6	We can't wait to see it. We're announcing more tour dates very soon, so keep your eyes peeled. But for
0:27.0	now, enjoy the show. Opa! Welcome everybody to Stoppies World 904-800 stop. Call in. We'll solve all
0:37.4	your problems. We have Josh Johnson on the couch
0:40.5	what's up big dog how you doing man I'm pretty good I'm pretty good I'm feeling powerful it's not
0:47.3	it's a nice day I city biked over here yeah it's I am like I don't know I'm trying to get active
0:53.7	do you feel more powerful after you've been active?
0:57.3	Dude, especially the electric city bikes.
1:00.0	Yeah.
1:00.4	Cruising up there.
1:01.5	Yeah.
1:01.8	I can't go that fast.
1:03.4	You know what I mean?
1:04.1	You feel like a, like a god on the shit.
1:06.3	It is low-key like the Viagro cycle.
1:09.6	Yeah, absolutely. Where you're like, you're like, look how fast I'm going. It's like, you are kind of going that fast, but it's not all you. Dude, and let me tell you, as an avid user of both, I can't imagine life without dick pills or on a, dude, if I was on a regular, sometimes they're not available and I have to, like, take a short ride, it's pathetic.
1:29.5	Can I tell you? You really feel I'm huffing and puffing. I'm going, like, maybe half a mile an hour. Yeah, as soon as they make, like, the blue chew of running, we'll all be more fit. Dude, the... Have you... They have, like, uh... They'll have like shoes.
1:43.4	I saw something that was going around where it was like,
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