Hello and welcome to Genius Bar. Today I have a special treat for you and by special treat I mean I did something. I did something terrible and I'm sorry I'm going to apologize in advance.

The narrative is starting to change.

You go in private, I got you a special little gift for next week.

I did.

And now, but that's Smirk I've only seen come out a few times because that's a genuine smirk. That's not a show smirk. That is John Proster doing something to me that I think is going to be icky or nasty.

Okay, to be fair, what I'm about to do to you, listen, we had a lot of Vision Pro talk last week. Vision Pro, we will actually have it for the next episode.

So for this episode, I figured I'd set us up, have a little bit of a classic genius bar foolery

What happened was to be fair what is about to happen to you is also about to happen to me for the first time

So here's what happened.

Let me paint the picture.

You don't have to.

Oh yeah.

Late in, late in the evening, possibly a few vitamins in. I was on Tik-talk and I saw something

that I was like, oh my God, that's amazing for Genius Bar.

I don't know why this particular thing felt so amazing at that time,

but apparently I ordered the thing

and then I forgot about it.

I forgot because I was Vitamined.

So future me discovered that the genius of Vitamin Me has struck Genius Bar and I ordered us a little something to try in the podcast.

Sam, I was watching Tik-Tok and a few people on a podcast tried smelling salts?

What? What? Have you ever heard of smelling salts?

No, what...

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