149. Face ID Orgasms

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Society & Culture, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 760 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcast tapings. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline TODAY we are talking about manifesting enthusiasm for your girl when your energy is low, if we like a "say hi for me" situation, ensuring your partner makes coffee the way you like it, and thoughts on the sinking of SS United States. Also we have the worst "would you rather" question of all time. 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline More Matt D'Elia: Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More Chris D'Elia: Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Runk
0:02.5	Runk
0:02.5	Check out of
0:20.1	Check out our Patreon
0:20.6	Patreon Lifeline our Patreon.
0:22.1	Patreon.com slash lifeline luxury.
0:23.0	It's cool. Patreon.com slash lifeline luxury.
0:24.6	Sorry.
0:25.1	Sorry to correct.
0:25.7	There's a lot of 50 plus episodes and there's two full live shows.
0:30.7	This is episode 149.
0:32.7	Happy birthday to Emily Blunt.
0:34.4	You don't want to forget that.
0:35.6	And also when you watch the Lifeline episodes,
0:38.0	the 50 plus episodes after everyone, you go like this, yay, yay! Is Emily Blunt? And it makes it better.
0:44.0	That's not true. Is Emily Blunt married to that guy? Krasinski?
0:50.4	John Butt-Crack Zinsky? Yeah, dude. She is. Not worth it. Emily Smokablunt. Is she married to John
0:59.8	butt crack Sinsky? Yeah, I think so. Worst. The worst. Why butt crack? I don't know.
1:07.5	Crack, crack, crack, crack. Krasinski.
1:11.5	Krakensky.
1:12.1	That's horrible.
1:12.7	You see what I'm saying?
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