149: Be careful of your pianists and your nuts
Planet Porky
Planet Porky
3.8 • 646 Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2020
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Today's topics include: Biting your tongue, Des O'Connor, the brilliance of Ray Clemence, ABBA's Anni-Frid, wrinkly love, whether Prince Charles will ever become King, Martin Bashir being under the microscope for more alleged interview troubles, why it's important to live fast and die young as a rock star, which Spice Girl is not living up to her nickname financially, Terry Venables, ridiculous song lyrics (sounds familiar), a new way to sober up quickly, how the body reacts to the COVID vaccine, Boris Johnson's ex-wife, Condoleezza Rice, mispronouncing innuendo-laden words, the importance of Porky's nuts, Petula Clark, why even the best suffer from impostor syndrome, Ed Sheeran's new house, Uriah Heep, Janet Street Porter, the awkwardness of one night stands, and Irish troubles of the unexpected kind. You won't find anything of that sort on Planet Porky however...this is after all a family planet.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest edition, the latest episode, the latest chapter of life on planet Porky. |
| 0:30.2 | And of course, alongside me, or at least electronically, alongside me, Ms. Leslie and Jones, |
| 0:39.0 | Leslie Ann, how are you this fine day? |
| 0:44.9 | Absolutely brilliant. Thank you. How are you? Well, not too bad, but if you think my voice is sounding bit strange or my enunciation or whatever, it's because I'm afraid that during the middle |
| 0:50.9 | of the night, I've bitten my tongue. Have you ever done that? |
| 0:59.4 | Yeah, I have actually. It's a very painful thing to do. I've bitten my tongue at the side of my tongue. I found a bit like this now, if you're at me. Oh, no. I tell you what's worse when |
| 1:04.3 | somebody else bites your tongue. What? Mr. Hounis, the family show of goodness, so do you to do these sort of things i mean what are you going on |
| 1:13.5 | about with less than a minute into today's podcast and you're already talking about um what they call it |
| 1:20.0 | tongue wrestling yeah yeah tongue wrestling what is that tick my tonsils and all this kind of stuff. |
| 1:28.4 | Ew, that sounds revolting. Yeah, well, that's what people talk about. I don't know. |
| 1:32.5 | I mean, I don't think we should go too deeply into your past sometimes, Mr. Jones. I really don't, you know. |
| 1:39.1 | But anyway, anyway, look at that you said. That raised a giggle or two, isn't it? You clearly got a lot to hide. |
| 1:46.3 | As we're talking about showbiz and all that, |
| 1:48.2 | because of course that's what you've done in your past |
| 1:49.9 | and all that. |
| 1:50.3 | Bit of a shot really to see that old Des O'Connor's died. |
| 1:53.6 | And I sort of, I wasn't a huge fan of his, |
| 1:56.9 | but I didn't, you know, sort of mock and berate him like other people did. I thought he just came |
| 2:01.0 | over as, you know, an easygoing sort of a fella and, you know, mind having the Mickey taken |
| 2:05.6 | out of himself. He was a good old-fashioned entertainer, wasn't he? I kind of feel that our childhood is |
| 2:13.9 | dying. Yeah, I agree. People keep saying, what a terrible year this is for the reasons. |
| 2:19.2 | They said the same thing about 2016 when Prince died and David Bowie died, George Michael died, all these people. |
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