#149: A Dangling Shame

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Episode #149 of "The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth” is what episode #148 could have been if it just applied itself for once. Lindsay introduces us to an airline pilot who was very good at his job ferrying passengers to other lands safely and comfortably – until he forgot to bring something with him that you and I carry whenever we travel internationally. (Sometimes, the skies aren’t so friendly.) Then, Jethro tells us about an auto thief who came fully prepared to carry out his professional responsibilities – until he realized that the planet itself was moving away from him at one foot per second while he was working with his tools. Was it the Apocalypse? End Times? A bad hangover? Tune in to discover how this thief found himself 20 feet in the air! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you haven't tried Abercrombie denim yet, you're missing out.
0:03.8	Denim should fit like this.
0:06.0	It's all about proportions.
0:07.7	Abercrombie has their classic fits and athletic fits for guys who want a little more room in the thigh.
0:13.1	When you find your staple fit, it'll be the pair you reach for day after day for every plan.
0:19.2	Shop Abercrombie denim in the app, online and in store.
0:26.8	It's so funny because when you look at the guys, that's never a topic of conversation.
0:31.8	Yeah.
0:32.3	What you look like.
0:33.7	Yeah.
0:34.2	Did you watch the football last night?
0:35.9	It's never about, I'll watch your skincare routine. Whereas women walk into a room and because we've been taught to be pitted against each other. Yeah. Not always, but sometimes there's, oh my God, you know, I can't. It's a bit of a barrier. Yeah, yeah. And it shouldn't be there. We should be trying to change that stereotype, believing that there is space for everybody.
0:55.6	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and
1:02.0	Little League practice. Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love
1:08.3	for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
1:12.6	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up.
1:16.6	You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff.
1:18.6	It's not quite episode 150, but damn it, it's so close. I can taste it.
1:24.6	Yeah, I can catch a whiff of it in the wind.
1:28.8	It smells like fresh bread.
1:30.9	It smells like fresh bread and a little bit like new tires.
1:34.4	Yeah.
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