148 - The Wildest Roman Emperor You've Never Heard Of!

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2020

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

If the Emperors of Rome are know for anything its their extravagant craziness, and all the rest combined got nothing on Franks and Bean Elagabulus! This footnote in history was as WILD as his reign was short, but make no mistake in that little time he managed to make his mark! From pretending to be a tute to picking members of government to the size of their member, Elagabulus wasn't just Emperor of Rome, he was Emperor of WILD! PLUS a a sneak peek at the Cuzzies daily "Wepa In The Morning" news show, available at Patreon.com/bayridgeboys Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD! Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️ 🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website 🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What's up everybody.
0:33.0	I'm Michael Chey.
0:34.4	That's Chrissy Schultz.
0:36.8	What's going on, everybody?
0:38.3	How are you doing?
0:39.4	It doesn't matter.
0:40.9	Yeah.
0:41.7	We're coming out because we saw each other for the first time in two months just about an hour or two ago.
0:48.1	And I got to be honest with you because I fucking missed you.
0:50.4	I forgot what you look like.
0:52.6	And I haven't seen your full body in three months.
0:56.0	Make the mistake, you're blown out. Yeah, I mean, I feel like, I'm feeling loose like a goose.
1:03.1	I'm in my Yanni position. I'm laying down like a female teenager at 1996 on the phone,
1:08.5	having a combo. My feet are up. I'm dangling them down I feel good I feel
1:12.9	recharged I saw Chrissy the Hun and it just feels good to just get my eyes on that shape
1:18.0	of yours and that weird walk you're Chrissy pretty close is what we decided you're Chrissy
1:23.7	pretty close I'm Yanni almost and you're Chrissy pretty close you're pretty pretty close to being a straight guy. You're pretty close to being a leading man. You're just pretty close to being a doctor. You're pretty close to a lot of things. You're Chrissy pretty close. I'm Chrissy pretty close. And it's what it is. I was pretty close to getting out of it. I was pretty close to, you know, fucking, I don't, oh, I lost it.
1:47.7	Sorry. and it's what it is. I was pretty close to getting out of. I was pretty close to, you know,
1:46.0	fucking, I don't, oh, I lost it. Sorry, I got the weather girl walked by.
1:50.3	Because you're pretty, you're Chrissy pretty close to having two normal titties. You're
1:54.7	Chrissy pretty close to having a jack body, but when you take your shirt off, you just got a
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