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🗓️ 15 May 2019
⏱️ 27 minutes
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There is peace in our time.
The voice of Leonard Burton is James Urbaniak.
Weather: “Subspace” by RAQIA
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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin.
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0:48.8 | Please consider doing that and enjoy the show goodbye. |
1:01.0 | The opposite of war is not peace. It is tedium. Greetings from Nightfail. |
1:19.4 | Hello listeners. It's a regular host Leonard Burton welcoming you to yet another beautiful day |
1:35.1 | in Nightfail. There is a sun, of course. I don't need to tell you there is a sun. You know this. |
1:42.5 | You're so confident that a sun is there. Past performance is not a predictor of future |
1:47.7 | results, folks, yet sure as I say it. There is a sun. And here are the suner clouds. |
1:54.8 | But they're not near. Are they? Millions of miles separate those clouds from that sun. |
2:01.9 | And yet our eyes measure mere inches of the space between. What deception is human sight? |
2:09.6 | The air is crisp and cool. A slight morning breeze touches us. We feel it like cold |
2:15.7 | fingers, playfully caressing our shoulders. Our hair, our skin. I see no breeze, but I feel it. |
2:24.7 | That which I feel, that is my only truth listeners. Wind is a verity. |
2:33.1 | I hope you will join me in closing your eyes and walking naked through the invisible yet irrefutable |
2:38.1 | air. Hold on off your arms, widen your jaw and feel the impact of Adam upon Adam upon Adam |
2:44.5 | against your body. This day is beautiful. This day is crisp. This day is true. |
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